I can’t even buy these in my state, what!These cute kitty keychains are not toys, but are in fact a very serious defense weapon.
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(Source: wickedclothes, via beatracks)
Louise, twenty, awkward. I just want to be happpy.
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Scientist takes off clothes to go swimming with belugas. In the wild they will not interact with people wearing clothes.
me either
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(Source: neology, via total-butthead)
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When he stops calling you by your name
And only uses words like time and deadline
Love will be hard to find
Buried in the sheets where it used to be
Now covers hold nothing but emptiness and the last track
On the last album he ever bought you
Playing softly as you bury your face in his shirts
His white cotton shirts
That you never really loved anyway
When he stops making love to you by the light of gentle candles
And loses time by taking 45 minute showers
You know he is making himself hard to find
And you watch by the window for his car to pull into the driveway
And you watch until your eyes burn
You watch until your body hurts
Sleep wont hold you now
Pillows turn thin over time
And he spends his nights away from you
Back to your belly breathing easy
But you know he is not sleeping
And you know he wont turn to you and say
“Love I have missed you for so long. I dont remember when this losing streak started.”
So you turn away
And shut off the light.You hope this silence wont last forever
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You already know it will.“The UFO Sighting in Mr. and Mrs. X’s Walk in Closet” | Esperanza Friel (via byrdseed)
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i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
(via orgasmic-humor)
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when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
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